let’s invent a game called “infomercial”
when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
shit i missed the boat
should have made TJ & Amal about two white guys who just gaze at each other and never actually have sex
dang
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Absolutely genius.
Flawless.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
More like Han YOLO
HAN YOLO.
GET OUT
cosmo tip #470
dump him before the first date. dump him before you even talk to him. go back in time and tell his mom that he’s dumped before he’s even born. then date her.
CRYING
why is your fic rated M if it only has kissing in it
THE PRIZE IS A BLOWJOB
Final Fantasy IV: The After Years in a nutshell
Mysterious Girl is 5000% done.
underwater graveyard
where is this ?
Underwater.
get out of there cat. you are not a fluffy scarf to keep me warm on a cold day.
fkhgskdfsdjfKDFJGHKDJFGHDKFJG?????
i cant wait to meet all of you
in hell
Gabriel, unfortunately, brings food everywhere. And on the instances he decides to act on his food fetish we all try to avoid him with varying success. He doesn’t give up until one or more of us has fallen prey to him.
